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Land O Lakes Butter; Scandaliss Indian Girl.

I just recalled something I remeber my father telling me when I was a little kid. It’s a trick you can do with the Land O Lakes butter indian girl to make it look like she’s flashing you underneath the butter she’s holding.
This is what you do;
1. Cut the front and back off of any […]


WOW for the UK! GIRLS!

WOW! I’ve seen some ridicules videos here and’round the net, but what’s most ridicules about this one is that this song, “The Girls” by scottish-born “pop star” Calvin Harris was a top 40 hit in the UK during 2007. We tend to poke fun at Bollywood videos here on pulse, because it’s hilarious how they […]


Bollywood video of the week; Barack O’Bollywood

Hey everyone! Found this video and thought it was defiantly worthy of the “bollywood video of the week” I figure now that Hillary is out and being quiet, we can concentrate on the candidate that’s left. (No pun intended.)
I’m not too into politics being instead of learning about all that stuff in college, I’ve spent […]


If you can tell us what this was originally used for…

Took a look and this and ball’d my eyes out laughing in dumbfounded confusion. I tend to find the vid’s with ‘laughing’ keywords and this one may take the cake. Some combination of Tiny Tim and Joe Camel, enjoying one another’s company? I just wonder what it was originally used for. It’s a German Midget, […]


Green Porno.

I am happy to say that unlike the rest of the things on Pulse, I wasn’t searching the web using keywords, “GREEN PORNO” however, a friend of mine may have been.
Well anyway, I was showed at a party last week the Sundance Channel’s shorts called “Green Porno written, directed, and staring Isabella Rossellini. I really […]


Then why don’t they have blind seeing-eye cats?

Lets start off here correctly, so nobody feels as though we’re cat bashing here. But to relieve some current angst, listen up. For the past week I’ve been moving my stuff in to my new place with my mom. I’m digging the place and it’s cool living with her. Now I love animals, wild animals, […]


Indian music video of the week; Benny Lava

How’s it going everyone!
Here’s the foreign music video of the week on Pulse. We’ve been searching the net for funny ‘Bollywood’ music videos and shorts such as classic hits like “Tunak Tunak” and the “Indian thriller.” Found this one along the way. Benny Lava. Well, that was the name given to him obviously when the […]


Sex, Drugs, Corruption; Lord of the Rings director.

Well you won’t believe this. Watch this trailer for this 1989 film made by director Peter Jackson, yes..the director of the Lord of the Rings. The film is called Meet the Feebles. I saw it just recently at a friends house. This maybe the most obscure and obscene film I’ve ever seen. That’s why I’m […]


Axe a sista cuz it’s free

I found this hilarious short (online series i assume) comedy clip called “Ask a sista?” Firstly, the intro song is beyond genius. What an amazing way to get people to watch and participate in your online show; tell them it’s free! I was making jokes with the guys in my band about what we could […]


Banned Commercial of the week; Learn English!!!

Oh here we go! An amazing comedic social commentary on youth knowing something adults don’t. It’s easy to see this is technology, for example, how slow my parents use their computers. It’s good in a way I guess, it’s like an old person driving a new car, it will last forever because they never speed. […]